英语笑话大全爆笑
有什么爆笑有关英语的英语小笑话? -
1、爆笑英语小笑话1：Who are stupid？谁蠢？A teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying “Everyone who thinks you’re stupid stand up!”Little Johnny then stood up.The teacher said “Do you think you’re stupid Johnny?”“No ma说完了。
7、英语笑话（七）#8194; 传说克林顿和教皇同一天去世，上帝搞错了，把克林顿送上了天堂，而把教皇送入了 地狱。发现错误后上帝马上改了回来，路上二人相遇。#8194;精彩继续教皇：感谢上帝，我终于能见到圣母玛利亚了（Virgin Maria） 克林顿（坏笑中）：Sorry，it"s&#说完了。
1、爆笑英语小笑话1：Who are stupid？谁蠢？A teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying “Everyone who thinks you’re stupid stand up!”Little Johnny then stood up.The teacher said “Do you think you’re stupid Johnny?”“No ma说完了。
7、英语笑话（七）#8194; 传说克林顿和教皇同一天去世，上帝搞错了，把克林顿送上了天堂，而把教皇送入了 地狱。发现错误后上帝马上改了回来，路上二人相遇。#8194;精彩继续教皇：感谢上帝，我终于能见到圣母玛利亚了（Virgin Maria） 克林顿（坏笑中）：Sorry，it"s&#说完了。
又短又好笑的英语笑话一：The cowboy without a horse A cowboy rode into town and stopped at the saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on newcomers. When he finished, he found his horse had been stolen.He comes back into the bar, handi等会说。
一个金发女郎，是那么恶心的黄色笑话她把头发染成红色。笑话停了下来，她觉得很好，她在农村的一个搭车的星期六下午。而在这旅程，她注意到一群羊，停下车来把说完了。。英语笑话三：太晚了It's Too Late A medical student was called on to state how much of a certain drug he would give to说完了。
超级搞笑英语笑话 -
超级搞笑英语笑话一： One day, the father lets eight year-old son send a letter, the son took the letter , the father then remembered didn't write the address and addressee's name on the envelope.After the son comes back, the father asks him: "You have thrown the letter后面会介绍。
一、英语幽默短笑话1：Mike:Mum,I want to watch TV.Mum:There is no electricity tonight.Mike:Then let's watch TVwith a candie on.迈克：妈妈，我想看电视。妈妈：今晚停电了。迈克：那我们就点着蜡烛看吧。二、英语幽默短笑话2 The Fish Net "Can you tell me what fish net is made,有帮助请点赞。
英语搞笑笑话8篇 -
英语搞笑笑话：I've Just Bitten My Tongue I've Just Bitten My Tongue "Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother."Yes, dear," she replied - "Why do you ask?""Cause I've just bitten my tongue! "英语搞笑笑话：我刚咬破自己的舌头“我们有毒吗？”一个年说完了。
30秒好笑的英语笑话篇一When a student failed to solve a math problem in class, he expressed his regret to his teacher. "I remember solving the problem in my dream last night, but for the time being I've forgotten it . What can that mean?""It means that you are more 还有呢？
好笑的英语笑话带翻译 -
好笑的英语笑话带翻译(一)A Wild Guess 大胆的猜想Our physics professor was struggling to draw the class into discussion of Archimede's principle of water displacement. He told us that Archimede noticed that when he got into a pool at the public bathhouse, the water rose spilling 好了吧！
英语小笑话20篇英语小笑话(一): A Useful Way 一个有效的方法Father: Jack, why do you drink so much water? Jack: I have just had an apple, Dad。Father: What"s that got to do with it? Jack: I forgot to wash the apple。爸爸：杰克，你干嘛喝这么多水呀？ 杰克：我刚才吃了个苹果，爸好了吧！